1. Subscribe HIM to playboy / hustler / whatever.

2. In the morning, call the school, and clain to be his parrents. say he isnt going to school. (they will call his home and he will be in a bit of trouble).

3. If he has a locker, crazy glue it shut (REALY anoying if done before school starts!)

4. Give a love letter from him to a Jocks girlfriend, dont forget to put stuff like "Ii dream of licking your soft cunt...", etc. (this could get ugly)

5. Mail a teacher (as him) hate mail. Talk about guns, killing, etc... can get him expelled if done correctly!

6. If you can, put some drugs in his locker (I never have had access to then). then call in an "tip" that he is dealing / using.

7. Clip his lock and take his books. (like $300 to replace all of then :)

8. After he pays for new ones, hide the old books in a second targets backpack, then tip the target. (DONT let either know you tipped / hid the books!)

9. Call the school and inform then he plans on moving to Mane (wherever). this can REALY get the school pissed.

10. Call the school as "Jim from SDPD", and ask questions about what he is like at school, and how he acts. if asked why say you have reason to suspect he is stockpileing guns.

11. Switch his homework for completely wrong HW in a couple classes :) (type it for crying out loud).

12. Phone in a tip to SDPD that he stole (whatever is in blot section of paper).

13. Steal his backpack

14. Durring P.E., if you can steal his normal clothes, otherwise, pour Dr. Pepper into his locker (sticky)

15. Steal his homework (works well when alternating with bad HW)

16. Set up meetings for him in the Office, they get REALY pissed when ppl waste their time :)

17. Call in pretending to be his parrents and set up a Parrent-Teacher confrence.

18. Cut the straps off his backpack